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January 27, 2009

I Cannot Compete

Just when I start feeling pretty good about myself, the fact that I have a great job, a great guy and happen to be in pretty fabulous shape for 27, I go flipping through some tabloid magazine and see a bunch of Miranda Kerr pics.  How can anyone possibly be in that good of shape?

I don’t know how old she is, but she can’t be that much younger than me, can she?  My sister says I need to stop looking at these kinds of magazines because I just get all worked up and go on some crazy diet to make myself feel better.  Not true, but I do wish I could look that good in a bikini.  Doesn’t every woman?

So, although I will never have the figure that Miranda has, I have actually run across some pictures that make me feel better about myself.  Like Kim Kardashian spandex pictures.  Whoa.  She’s adorable and all, but if I had that behind I would leave the spandex in the closet.  But overall, I simply cannot compete with these women.  I doubt they’re even human they’re so beautiful!

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